Chronic laziness

My life is in a rut right now ... I feel stuck in a very weird place and I am completely clueless on what I should do to make it  meaningful once again! I am currently the king(yes KING) of jobless corner and until i get a job i cant get anything done. I wake up, watch a comedy series, spread the bed , watch a few more episodes, eat a smokie, shower, watch the remaining episodes as i obsess over what to eat for supper, eat, internet, sleep. The next day i repeat the same boring routine! I think a'l just link up with my fellow jobless corner peeps at jeevanjee gardens soon! Just to break from the routine ...We can curse the education system and blame the government the entire day or whatever it is those guys do.

As a result of these deep feelings of uselessness , I am behind on my school project*make that two months behind *, i am not in a hurry to move into a house yet, ok maybe thats coz am so scared of going broke and getting kicked out by the landlord?! How embarrassing would that be? *heavens forbid*, i have temporarily quit applying for jobs mostly coz am tired of people asking if i got it! What's worse is that...I was thinking of taking up french classes in Nairobi aviation to keep me busy but with the recent expose by ntv maybe that's not a very good idea...they might end up teaching me luhya instead! And there is no way am joining alliance fraincè /francé *where is auto correct when you need it!?*....Don't get me wrong, its an amazing school but I cannot afford to make rich friends right now! I don't want people dragging me to java for a bite or stuff like that, am very comfortable and happy with my Sanford and kenchic buddies at the moment *no offense to you guys #nawapenda*.

Bottom line is, whether its a rut or just a case of chronic laziness I need to do something about it ASAP....okay, as soon as I finish this amazing comedy  am watching!

Njoki Chege

I recently read the hyped up article by Njoki Chege and here is the vibe I got about her which am guessing all the pissed off men did to.......not that it matters but am just going to put it out there nonetheless;
1. Her idea of a romantic setting is one with a diamond in it. You know, if you hail from Roysambu or south B there is no way you could match up to her standards unless you are a jewelry thief.

2. Her hobby is collecting romantic antiques...rich old geezers. If you are below the age of 34...you are probably too young, immature and definitely too broke. Your cheap Subaru imprezzas don't impress her!

3. Her motto is; dough or die!! Get it? ...doh, mulla, doh!!! Sadly that is the motto of most modern day spinsters. So its fair to say she is an aspiring spinster.

4. Its hard to figure out what she would have found attractive about men if she had lived before money was invented. Honestly though,... take away the three million cars, fancy dinners, broke men that repulse her for their inability to feed their mouths past the 15th of every month and what do you have left to stir some emotion in her?...... * still thinking**....I would have to go with the village elders maybe or the village loner that did not participate in drinking ceremonies...lol

5. She brings out the worst in men...all eligible bachelors consider her too high maintenance and fake to bother hitting on while all the men she wants, are too busy being married to even notice her desperate rants.

6. She harbors great sympathy for the 34 year old lonely man who needs someone to share his bank account and big cars with....but hardly notices the mature well behaved 34 year old that rides Kenya bus from south B to his humble job.

7. She may get married someday (though am still betting on the spinster thing) .....she is just waiting for the right amount to come along!

Not that her article was extreme or anything, in fact most girls echo her sentiments in the privacy of their friendship circles. If I was to take a wild guess, I would say 95 percent of girls want to date a rich guy and anyone that tells you otherwise is a lying pretentious wh0re!

As a man you are probably thinking , '' but my girl loyal and I ain't got no cash!" Haha...Well, let me burst that bubble you are living in before you run out of air....That bitch has seen potential in you and she knows its worth the wait. She will stick around because the future is bright. Women are very calculative creatures...believe me, It not your over the top sex game as you previously imagined!! ...and if it is, then you are getting dumped as soon as she realizes amazing sex won't fend for her children!
Unless of cos you decide to go professional and become a Man whore.

Anyway the point of all this yardie yarda is....people don't go saying that shit on respectable mass media, it should be reserved for gutter press like this blog. So next time miss Chege , avoid using money-syllables!!

*just so you know I lie in the 5% that don't give a fuck about money*