Thursday, February 26, 2015

Huddah...Hush!!!

I had sworn off the subject of Kenyan socialites but this just got to me...what you ask?
OK, so yesterday as am going through a few pictures on instagram I happen to come across a little video posted by pretty little miss thang' , goes by the name Huddah the boss chic , which is quite old coz nearly 15% of all girls on instagram call themselves bosses and am here wondering, "who dafuq are you a boss to?" Anyway back to the story... so in this little video she's wearing a pair of diamond earrings (we are yet to establish they were not some fakes made of glass) and she goes, "heeeee diayamonds!" And I immediately hide under the table wondering, is this how she speaks? So unpolished? With a heavy Kikuyu accent disguised as Naija accent? Is this what Kenya sounds like to her 162k followers? How has our Nation wronged you dear God?

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with accents but when you carry yourself like the creme Dela crème of society, you better act like it and speak like it even if it means faking it like her counterpart sidika does! Otherwise just shut up and let people idolize you in their heads as a flawless and eloquent woman! Do not spoil the fantasy that is "Huddah the boss chic"

So, the torture went on in another part 2 of the video,
Miss thang': How much did these cost you maaa nikahh? A million US dollars?
Mystery man that wants to bang her: one pont five millian dollars!!
Miss thang': eee, look at him!
(Huddahs heart skips a beat and her legs fly wide open)

THE END (sigh)

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