There is a lot of noise out there on what cheating really is! According to me its more of a gray area not so much black and white as most of you would like to think...so I personally came up with this list that I consider the best thing to ever happen to man kind since the invention of penicillin. This here, will be the savior of many modern day relationships. Here goes...
Its not cheating if its girl on girl... so you walk in on your girl getting feisty with her best friend, she is not cheating!! She is exploring her adventurous side!! You should thank the heavens you have such a freak by your side ...imagine all the threesomes you could possibly have?! I mean its a simple case of pure applied mathematics...if your girl has a girl you got two girls unless of cos you are a sissy! My advice, if you are gonna get mad , punish her with your dick game...show her who's boss that way!! The same rules don't apply to Men though... that shit gay!!
Its not cheating if you don't have an orgasm...this one is a bit more complicated. I expect only the grown ups to understand this concept... so you get drunk on some cheap booze and start misbehaving with the cutest mafaka in the room...he gets all handsy on you and it feels so damn good you don't wanna ask him to stop ...Infact YOU don't want him to stop,...he slowly slides his hand up your dress and bam!!! Hits the spot! You are wondering how can he be so good? What kind of sorcery is this? He is going to ruin you for every other man and yourself if he makes you come....your body is shaking, you are about to let go and cum real hard for this cute ass mafaka ...DON'T!! Stop him right there coz if you cum you are a cheating little biatch! The general rule is, only your man should own your orgasms so its not cheating if you did not cum!! There is no difference between that and sitting on a vibrating motorbike! It might feel good to some, but you are not gonna be all sexual about it!!
Kissing is not cheating... this is simple, just assume you live in Italy or France where people greet each other with kisses! Mwah!! Its just a kiss... don't get all emotionally tangled in it though. The problem with the human race is that they have to attach feelings to every single gesture. If it feels good just flow with it... be physical not emotional, that's how men get a free pass when they cheat!
By now 70 percent of you are calling me names. It should be noted though that I am in a very happy monogamous relationship!! Consider me a mouth piece to the 80% of the population that considers monogamy the worst calamity to ever hit the human race since the Noah floods. I still believe there should be a few boundaries though... call it a few reservations...rules are necessary after all...
It is cheating if you fall in Love...the moment you fall in love with your side piece its only fair you break up with your main coz there is no bigger form of betrayal!! Love no other...and again I say, ITS HOW MEN GET A FREE PASS . They love the one they are with and have fun with the easiest girl in the room.
Its cheating if his Member touches your coochie ...yup!! Even if its just the head and you suddenly get this epiphany of realization and yell ,"Stop! I can't do this! I love my man!" You are still a lying cheating whore!! Am sorry boo boo ...go repent!
Masturbation...yep I just used the big M word! Its cheating if you make yourself cum! Unless of cos you are in the presence of your man or you are trying to understand your body so you can teach him how to please you. But if its all for pure pleasure... you are cheating with yourself! Woooow... Wanna know why? You are gonna be all satisfied when he comes on to you later...you are gonna fake some headache or stomachache! ...Sounds like the behavior of a cheating woman to me ...
And finally....
Its cheating if its oral..., because it feels too damn good not to be.Am out bitches!!
Xoxo
Lil Miss Katie.
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