Showing posts with label crush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crush. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Prince Charming

There comes a certain time in every woman s life when everyone is up on your neck about Marriage. Ladies you probably know what am talking about. I would like to think of myself as a little too young for that but my mum and aunt think different. The first time i told them i was working at the airport, their reactions were "Nice so when are you bringing your pilot boyfriend home?" NO! i do not unbutton my shirt every time a plane touches down and flirt with the captain. 
Not to forget the time i was joining university in Eldoret and they were so sure my children would be amazing runners! get it? 
You know what, chances are i will end up getting married to a teacher, someone i can see every single day and get three whole months a year to just hang in the house with. Or maybe it will be a drug lord....LOL you know how it is, one can never be so sure with this things.
For now, am just waiting to see which one turns into my prince charming....

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

CRUSH

How do you get over a crush? Okay i know its a pretty stupid question to pose but still.... a friend of mine, lets call her X has a mega crush on a dude she works with. she goes on and on about how cool he is ooh his lips,  blah blah blah showing everyone his pictures so we can join in the drooling and i can assure you its getting kinda old . 

My solution,

Step 1.
 Take a really bad picture of the dude, it doesn't matter how pretty we are, we are all bound to take bad pictures sometimes! So go for it, one where he probably looks drunk...something that looks a little like this.....or worse if you can manage.


Step 2.
Keep staring at it the whole day zooming in on all the worst areas captured until they stick in your head. This will aid in the third and final step....










Step 3.
Let the images haunt you in your sleep...do not fight off the nightmares! Let them eat you up and destroy you completely.

And Just like that you are healed off your crush! 
You are all welcome. 
Happy labour day!(to those of you that work) and the rest of you can have a great thursday.






xoxo everyone!